More Tullockisms

If you enjoyed these oldies but goodies, you'll love these two new gems (hat tip to Adam Martin for recording them in last years special topics of Public Choice class).

"I'm sure most of you don't read the newspaper. If you did, you would know that Ecuador just elected a new president. He has a PhD from the University of Illinois, and the main plank of his campaign was a high protective tariff, which shows what they teach at the University of Illinois."

"There don't seem to be any effects of global warming except making it harder to kill seals, and since I'm pro-seal I don't really care."